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Marjorie Taylor Greene Recounts Emotional Visit With Jailed Jan 6th ‘Political Prisoners’


In a recent interview with the extreme right-wing OAN channel, congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene recounted her recent visit to what she defines as the “Patriot Wing” of the Washington, D.C. jail, and her encounter with some of the January 6th rioters.  Ms. Greene claiming that when you looked into their eyes, you were looking at people who’d lost hope.  She further added that when they saw her, “they just started yelling and cheering and clapping and crying.”

Oh really?  Well, let’s get real here!  These folks aren’t exactly choir boys, you know.  These people are hardened, neo-fascist insurrectionists.  Put another way, these guys are - Incels, who are actually “in cells.”  Now, she claims when the guys saw her, they started clapping and cheering and yelling?  Sure they did.  Of course, what these cave-dwelling, knuckle-dragging misogynists were really yelling, was probably something to the effect of - “Hey Majorie, show us your tits!”


As for those poor “political” prisoners “looking as if they’d lost all hope,” look at it this way - if you were in prison, and the only person who ever came to visit you was Marjorie Taylor Greene, wouldn’t you feel hopeless too?  Frankly, I’d love to see Hillary Clinton do a quick walk-through, wave to everyone —  and watch their heads explode.  Anyway, hopefully - MTG will soon be joining her fellow “patriots” in that special 'Patriot Wing’ of the Washington, D.C. jail, for one big, happy fascist reunion. 


Meanwhile, the QAnon folks are reminding the prisoners to have patience - because Trump is gonna be re-installed as president any day now, and he and his vice president JFK Jr. will then be issuing “blanket pardons.”  Now, some of you may ask, why would Donald Trump wanna pardon these prisoners’ “blankets?”  Well, that’s easy enough - the “blanket pardon” idea obviously came from the MyPillow guy, Mike Lindell.


Anyway, word has it a lot of people are angry that someone like a Marjorie Taylor Greene could have even been permitted to enter the facility where these dangerous insurrectionists are being held in the first place.  Frankly, I’m not actually one of those folks who have a problem with prison officials letting her in.  What actually bothers me - is they let her back out.


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