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Hundreds of White Nationalists March in Uniform Through Washington DC to Capitol


In a totally unannounced march, hundreds of people from the white nationalist group “Patriot Front” marched in full fascist regalia through Washington DC to the Capitol building, wearing matching uniforms, masks, and carrying shields - and claiming to represent the interests of “America’s true people.”

Now, I have to admit, when I first saw all these folks in their matching outfits, I just assumed perhaps some cable company’s installers were out on strike.  Anyway, as they say, “clothes make the man,” and you can just bet these “patriots” moms all think these lads look simply “adorable” in their glorified Boy Scout uniforms.  Sadly - apparently, no one bothered to tell any of them that Halloween was over more than six weeks ago.


So, they’re marching to protect the interests of "America’s true people” are they?  Why, who knew these folks held such deep concerns for the general welfare of Native Americans?  That said, isn’t it rather interesting how none of these “masks-are-tyranny” types are protesting being forced to wear masks in order to march in this parade?  Why, if one didn’t know better, one might think these “brave patriots” are trying to hide their identities.


Anyway, perhaps one of the scariest things about this march is that it was completely “unannounced,” and these folks just kind of slid into town like a nasty fungus, all loaded into the trailer compartments of a caravan of box trucks.  Frankly, this kind of makes me yearn for the “good old days,” when brave folks like Paul Revere rode through the community to warn citizens - “The Rednecks are coming!  The Rednecks are coming!”


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