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Lauren Boebert Posts Christmas Photo of Young Sons Brandishing Assault Weapons


Just a little over a week after four people were shot and killed at Oxford High School in Michigan by a 15-year-old shooter whose parents had just bought him an assault weapon on Black Friday, Republicans such as Thomas Massie (R-KY) and Lauren Boebert (R-Co) have callously been posting proud photos of themselves and their young children brandishing assault rifles in front of a Christmas tree on their Twitter accounts.

Well, it sure looks like these folks are definitely well prepared to fight this year’s “War on Christmas.”  Always said, there’s nothing more joyous than a heavily armed family, spending time with relatives who’ve dropped by unexpectedly for a few drinks over the holidays.  Frankly, if I were Santa, I think I might just take a pass on coming down this family’s chimney.


Not to mention how challenging it must be for Christmas carolers who drop by their house to sing a few songs like “Silent Night,” with tons of gunfire going off in the background.  Perhaps singing something like “Silencer Night” might be a better choice instead?  How did we go from frankincense and myrrh to assault weapons? 


Anyway, I’m glad these kids’ weapons didn’t “accidentally discharge.”  On the other hand, I suppose an argument could be made that these kids were basically conceived because of an “accidental discharge.”  And, speaking of “accidental discharges,” I wonder why Boebert’s hubby isn’t in this pic?  After all, we know how much he enjoys whipping out his "pistol" in public.  It’s not officially Christmas at the Boebert residence, until her husband exposes himself to teen girls. 


Now is it just me, or does Boebert think we’re supposed to feel sorry for all those tiny tots who will not wake up on Christmas morning with high-caliber assault weapons in their stockings?  I’m trying to remember when Jesus proclaimed “Behold - our future school shooters in training.”  Remember, these gun-toting mongrels like Boebert, are the same folks who claimed “wearing masks” in school will forever traumatize children.

 

Anyway, if you ask me, it’s poor Santa we should be concerned about, because it appears that on top of everything else he has to lug around on Christmas Eve, now he’s gotta try and squeeze a bunch of high-powered assault weapons down the frigg’n chimney.  Excuse me, but I don’t believe that was in Santa’s original job description.  Gee, and to think about the boldest thing I ever asked for on Christmas  - was a puppy.


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