Missing Florida Gov Finally Resurfaces at MAGAchurch Event as COVID Cases Mount

After going missing for nearly two weeks as Florida continues to set records for new coronavirus infections, and with his spokesperson giving conflicting accounts as to where he might be, Florida Republican Governor Ron DeSantis finally resurfaced on stage New Years Eve at a Sean Feucht MAGAchurch superspreader event, to accept an award for his “courage” in opposing mask mandates and COVID vaccines.

Gee whiz, wonder which MAGAchurch that was? Must have been the “Branch Covidians.” So, Gov. DeSantis just disappears for nearly two weeks, right in the middle of a health crisis, does he? Wonder where could he have DeGone? Why, it’s almost as if he didn’t give a good DeF**k about Floridians during DePandemic?

So, where was Ron DeSantis? Could the Deep State have abducted him, only for him to somehow manage to escape and show up just in time to collect his “award” at this News Years Eve superspreader event? Why, it seems almost Biblical if you ask me - ”And on the thirteenth day, he arose again, in fulfillment of an old Republican prophecy, about a MAGA governor who knew how to spin his incompetence - into good PR.”

All I know is, something’s rotten in Tallahassee - and believe me, it ain't the crayfish! Anyway, given his “Don’t Fauci My Florida” COVID leadership - perhaps no DeSantis, is better than Ron DeSantis. Now, if the good governor were to be completely honest with voters, then his upcoming 2024 DeSantis Presidential Campaign slogan, would actually read “Let’s go Darwin!”

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