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Trump’s Truth Social App Launches with Massive Glitches and Error Messages


The Daily Beast reports that “Truth Social,” the Trump-created Twitter alternative with suspicious financing and run by former congressman and Trump sycophant Devin Nunes, went live in Apple’s App Store on Sunday night, and users immediately ran into massive glitches and error messages.  In response, Trump Media & Technology Group CEO Nunes promised to try and have all of the problems with the service fixed by late March.

Gee whiz, you mean a Trump venture might actually end up a huge flop?  Say it isn’t so?  Here’s a thought, how about testing the app before you launch it?  Of course, I realize that approach doesn’t fit in well with the Trump playbook.  Besides, I’m sure the platform doesn’t’ have any bugs that a good dose of ivermectin wouldn’t knock right out.  And, even if it does fail, no big deal!  Hell, Trump can always blame everything on Hillary, Hunter Biden, or Letitia James.


Anyway, word has it the site will employ lots of artificial intelligence, and believe me they’ll need it, just to compensate for Nunes’ stupidity.  Now, what I don’t understand is, out of all the possible names they could have come up with, why the hell did they decide on “Truth Social?”  I mean, it just doesn’t make sense - especially when both “Fleece Social” and “Gaslight Social” were theirs for the asking.


So, now we’ve got a site that’s about “truth,” but all its financial backers are a “total secret.”  Talk about getting off to a good start.  Why, it’s little things like that that make skeptics wonder just how you can possibly name a platform “Truth Social,” and yet have a bunch of “lying bastards” running the place?


Anyway, not to sound critical, but my question for all the MAGA half-wits who are gonna sign up for “Truth Social” is - have ever considered the fact that if any of you actually had any serious interest in “the truth,” then you probably wouldn't have had to go to all the trouble of building your own social network - in the first place?


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