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QAnon Pastor Greg Locke Exhorts His Congregation to Murder Journalists


With Trump pundit Roger Stone sitting directly behind him, Tennessee Pastor and self-styled prophet Greg Locke, told an audience at his Global Vision Bible Church this week that he had authorized the use of guns against “members of the media” who played "Democrat games,” by trying to attend his church services.  Pastor Locke is one of the most out-spoken propagators of QAnon lore, calling Joe Biden a "sex-trafficking, demon-possessed mongrel,” who is part of a secret cabal that operates child-trafficking tunnels beneath the White House.

Gee, so Pastor Locke actually believes Joe Biden is operating child-trafficking tunnels beneath the White House?  I wonder if that means the good Pastor won’t be sending any of his kids to the annual Easter Egg Hunt on the White House lawn this year?  Which, I suppose is really no surprise, given this white supremacist background.  Why, he probably harbors the same dislike for “colored eggs,” that he does for “people of color.  

That said, I get what the Pastor is saying here.  It’s basically “We so truly believe in our First Amendment right to gather under this tent to worship Jesus Christ, that if you show up and try to exercise YOUR First Amendment right to report about it, you'll be shot.”  Gee, who knew the “First Amendment” included the right to shoot journalists?  


You see, at Greg Locke’s Global Vision Bible Church, it’s grab your guns and “Locke and load.“  That’s right, it’s time to save America, by killing infidels - one reporter at a time.  Fact is, Locke believes his congregation’s right to kill is much more important - than any reporter’s right to life.  Can anyone say “Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition?”


Of course, Pastor Locke would love for us to believe that Christians are still being persecuted, just like back in Roman times when “Christians were being fed to hungry lions.”  Well, that’s simply nonsense.  Good grief, you could never get away with feeding Christians to a bunch of hungry lions these days.  Why, PETA would immediately launch a complaint to the SPCA about how badly the lions were being treated.


Seems Pastor Locke’s solution for nearly any problem you can imagine, is to simply pull out a gun and shoot someone.  Now my question for Pastor Locke is, if you consider murdering people to no longer be a crime, yet still believe abortion is murder - could we, therefore, conclude that Pastor Locke is now OK with abortion?


You see, Pastor Locke is an admitted former juvenile delinquent who claims that if it wasn't for Jesus, he’d either be dead or in prison by now.  Yeah, well - promises, promises, Pastor!  To which, Jesus was heard all the way up in the clouds shouting - “Hey, don’t try and pin what this sick puppy does on me!”


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