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Five People Dead at Tulsa Medical Center in the 233rd Mass Shooting This Year


NPR reports that at least 5 people, including the shooter, are dead at the St. Francis Medical Center in Tulsa, Oklahoma - in the nation’s 233rd mass shooting of 2022.  Police say the shooter had a rifle and a handgun on him, and died following a self-inflicted gunshot wound.

So, the gunman killed 4 people and then took his own life?  Gee, why is it these morons always seem to do everything in the wrong order?  Naturally, Republicans’ first question is “Forget about the people, are the guns OK?”  Not surprisingly, the gun told authorities it’s completely innocent, claiming it was the “bullets” that did all the damage.


Now, I assume because this shooting took place at a medical facility, folks like Marjorie Taylor Greene and the Republicans are gonna blame everything on Obamacare.  Which kind of makes you wonder, where the hell were “the good nurses with a gun” when all this came down?  See, this is what can happen when you have a “gun-free” medical center.


Well, perhaps this time, those Libtards will finally listen to the NRA and Republicans and implement some “common-sense changes” to prevent this kind of tragedy from occurring again.  Simple changes, such as arming all doctors and nurses, making hospital gowns out of Kevlar instead of cotton, putting gun turrets on all hospital beds, and lastly - making sure medical centers have no doors or windows whatsoever.  Problem solved!


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