You've Got to Be Kidding?

Former president Donald Trump warned early Friday of “potential death & destruction” if he is indicted by Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg, whom Trump called a “degenerate psychopath.”   Trump has been the subject of an ongoing Manhattan criminal investigation related to alleged hush-money payments to adult film actress Stormy Daniels in order to conceal an affair.   During his latest social media barrage, Trump shared a right-wing publication’s image of him holding a baseball bat alongside a picture of District Attorney Bragg’s head.   Almost immediately, MAGA supporters began making jokes about physically attacking Bragg. Gee, how fun!  The leading Republican presidential candidate - just threatened to kill us.   Now, not to be critical, but that sure sounds like one helluva strange campaign promise, even for today’s GOP.   Of course, Trump’s just using the old Mob tactic, "Gee, nice country ya have here.   Be a damn shame if anything happ...

Concerned over his pal Donald Trump’s potential indictment for a $130,000 hush money payment to adult film actress Stormy Daniels during the 2016 presidential campaign, Fox News host Jesse Watters told viewers that "There's no proof Trump slept with Stormy; there's no baby!” Gee whiz!  Apparently, Jessie is still living in his mom's basement, and she hasn't had that sex talk with him yet.   Wonder if Watters has ever heard of something called “birth control?   Let’s be honest, folks - Jesse Watters is a perfect example of why “sex education” should be mandatory in our schools.   The poor guy sounds like he either failed 6th-grade science class, or he went to school in Florida. Guess that's what that home schoolin’ will do for ya.  Folks, Jessie Watters isn’t simply “playing stupid,” he IS stupid!   I mean, if we’re to believe him, Trump apparently ordered Michael Cohen to pay Stormy Daniels $130,000 - for NOT sleeping with him.   In fact, if we were t...

In a message posted to his followers on his Twitter knockoff site “Truth Social,” former President Donald Trump said he would be arrested on Tuesday and called on his supporters to “protest, protest, protest,” adding that “We must save America!”   He then followed that up with an all-caps message declaring, “I FIND IT VERY HARD TO BELIEVE THAT A RACIST,   SOROS BACKED D.A., WHO LETS MURDERERS, RAPISTS, AND DRUG DEALERS WALK FREE, AND WHO HAS PRESIDED OVER THE BIGGEST VIOLENT CRIME WAVE IN THE HISTORY OF NYC, IS USING THE POWER OF HIS OFFICE TO PERSECUTE, INDICT, AND PROSECUTE A FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA — FOR NO CRIME! THE WITCH HUNT NEVER ENDS, BUT WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!” Now, you can say what you want about the guy, but I think its pretty obvious to most people that when Donald Trump writes a post, he uses all the “best fonts.”  Anyway, talk about convenience; while all these MAGAs mongrels are in Manhattan protesting - why afterward ...

A new bill proposed by twenty-one South Carolina Republican lawmakers would make women who get an abortion in that state eligible for the death penalty under a proposed “South Carolina Pre-Natal Equal Protection Act.”   The bill would “afford equal protection of the laws to all pre-born children from the moment of fertilization ” and reclassify any act that ends a pregnancy as “willful prenatal homicide.” Because nothing says you’re “Pro-Life,” quite like the death penalty.  That’s right, these folks intend to elevate the “sanctity of human life,” by killing actual people.   Of course, Republicans will say the bill is actually no big deal, and that all they are really asking women to do is “Behave like good little Christian women - or we’ll have to kill you!”   Is that too much to ask? Now, to be completely fair, let’s be honest and point out that it isn’t as if Republicans are insisting women wear long, ankle-length red dresses with high collars, a white-winged bonn...

During a recent episode of his show, Televangelist Jim Bakker said he went on social media and was both shocked and dismayed to learn that people were mocking him out for the up to $4500 “survival food buckets” he sells to followers in preparation for the “ End Times. ”   When asked by a fellow “ Jim Bakker Show” cast member why anyone would want to mock him out over that, Bakker replied, "I believe it's satanic.” Yep, why it’s a damn shame a fella can no longer scare the hell out of gullible people in order to get them to send him all their hard-earned cash - without being ridiculed for it.  Why the nerve of those folks to mock him out!  After all, it isn’t like he’s the type of guy who has ever gone to prison for pulling off a huge con job on his followers before.  Speaking of which, I’ve actually seen some of the slop he throws into those “survival buckets,” and I’m here to tell you not even Satan would eat that shit.  Of course, hawking survival food is onl...

The US House of Representatives opened Wednesday with the house clerk reading the following announcement, "I hereby appoint the Honorable Marjorie Taylor Greene to act as Speaker Pro Tempore on this day - Signed, Kevin McCarthy, Speaker of the House of Representatives.” Wow, talk about “Barbarians at the Gate!”  You mean the woman who just weeks ago basically advocated for another American civil war and a “national divorce” is now Speaker Pro Tempore of the House?   Well, all I can say is, where the hell are all those Jewish Space lasers when we REALLY need them! Gee whiz, this Kevin McCarthy guy sure seems like he’s a really “giving” sort of a fellow.  I mean, a few days ago, he even turned a whole big batch of Jan 6th video evidence right over to Tucker Carlson for his viewing pleasure.   I guess poor Tucker’s Netflix subscription must have run out or something. Anyway, not to be critical, but isn’t giving Marjorie Taylor Greene the House Speaker’s gavel, a little...

Florida Republican state Senator Jason Brodeur has just introduced a new bill to require bloggers who write about Governor Ron DeSantis and other members of the Florida executive cabinet or legislature to “register with the state, report their sources of income, or face heavy fines.” Gee, I wonder if this bill also includes a guy named Donald Trump, because my guess is he's about to spew some pretty nasty shit about Gov. DeSantis in the coming months.   Anyway, let me guess.   I’m supposed to hand in a draft of any blog I write to those burley guys in the brownshirts - before I can publish it?   Now, this might come as kind of a shock, but perhaps someone ought to mention to Gov. DeSantis and his thugs that with this new-fangled thing they call the internet, you really don’t have to physically be in Florida in order to blog about it. But we get it!  The new Ron DeSantis mantra for Florida is, “Register Writers, Not Guns!”   Now, not to be critical, but that real...

Republican state senator Blaise Ingoglia, a Gov. DeSantis pal, has introduced a slick new bill that would completely eliminate the Democratic Party in Florida if it were to get signed into law.   The bill would direct the Florida Division of Elections to "immediately cancel the filings of a political party, to include its registration and approved status as a political party if the party's platform has previously advocated for, or been in support of, slavery or involuntary servitude.”   As we all know, Lincoln was a Republican, and it was primarily “Southern Democrats” who advocated for slavery during the American Civil War.   After the Confederacy was soundly defeated, the Democrats in the South then promoted segregation right up to the Civil Rights Movement, at which time those “Dixiecrats” switched sides and became Republicans, all as part of Nixon’s “Southern Strategy.” Now, regardless of all the icky political implications of this shenanigan, I have to admit that my ...