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Trump Calls for Protests, Claims Prosecutor Alvin Bragg a Soros-Backed Racist


In a message posted to his followers on his Twitter knockoff site “Truth Social,” former President Donald Trump said he would be arrested on Tuesday and called on his supporters to “protest, protest, protest,” adding that “We must save America!”  He then followed that up with an all-caps message declaring, “I FIND IT VERY HARD TO BELIEVE THAT A RACIST,  SOROS BACKED D.A., WHO LETS MURDERERS, RAPISTS, AND DRUG DEALERS WALK FREE, AND WHO HAS PRESIDED OVER THE BIGGEST VIOLENT CRIME WAVE IN THE HISTORY OF NYC, IS USING THE POWER OF HIS OFFICE TO PERSECUTE, INDICT, AND PROSECUTE A FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA — FOR NO CRIME! THE WITCH HUNT NEVER ENDS, BUT WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!”

Now, you can say what you want about the guy, but I think its pretty obvious to most people that when Donald Trump writes a post, he uses all the “best fonts.”  Anyway, talk about convenience; while all these MAGAs mongrels are in Manhattan protesting - why afterward they can just head right over to Carnegie Hall and catch a show.  After all, we all know how “cultured” these MAGAs are, and they sure don’t offer that caliber of entertainment back at the trailer park.  Hell, don’t take my word for it, just ask Marjorie ‘Trailer’ Greene.

Of course, some might wonder, “just how are these MAGAs gonna sell enough meth to be able to afford to stay in glitzy Manhattan while they’re protesting?”  Frankly, I don’t see that as a big problem.  I mean, surely Trump will let ‘em stay in Trump Tower.  After all, those Russian oligarchs own plenty of empty units there that they bought in order to launder drug money.  I’m sure they’d be more than happy to let the MAGAs crash in their apartments for a few days, given that its for such a good cause.

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