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Fox News Exposes Taylor Swift as a Secret Govt Psy-Op Asset


Because influential pop star Taylor Swift had the unmitigated gall to encourage her fans to register to vote,  Fox News and host Jesse Watters recently concluded that pop star Taylor Swift may very likely be a deep state front for a “covert political agenda.”  Watters claimed that the mission began about four years ago, adding: “It’s real. The Pentagon psy-op unit pitched NATO on turning Taylor Swift into an asset for combating misinformation online.”

Well, well!  It seems Republicans have now found themselves “a new Hilary” to crucify.  I guess when Taylor was voted “Time Person of the Year,” it was simply too much for the MAGAs to handle - and their tiny little MAGA brains just started to explode.  That said, I completely understand where these MAGAs are coming from, and its really not their fault.  You see, whenever a MAGA sees a nice set of straight white teeth - they automatically conclude, “Libtard!”

Other MAGAs are more blunt about the issue and say entertainers like Taylor Swift should “stay the hell out of politics and stick to entertaining.”  OK, sure - fair enough.  Oh, and by the way - be sure and pass that along to Scott Baio, Ted Nugent, Roseanne Barr, Clint Eastwood, Jon Voight, Kid Rock, Kelsey Grammer, Tim Allen, Caitlyn Jenner, James Woods, and Gene Simmons.  Oh, and let us also not forget MAGA criminal defendant number one - Donald J. Trump.

The thing is, Taylor Swift isn’t telling her fans “who” to vote for, but simply encouraging them to "register to vote.”  Yet Republicans are really pissed she’s getting young people to participate in the democratic process.  Who’d be angry at that?  Why, you’d almost have to be someone who no longer supports democracy and prefers some orange-tinted, autocratic dictator.  Someone willing to encourage zealots to storm the Capitol to prevent voter’s wishes from being validated.  I mean, who’d go along with that…oh, wait!

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