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Putin Claims Jews May Have Manipulated U.S. Election:   Jewish groups and U.S. lawmakers condemned Russian President Vladimir Putin’s suggestion to Megyn Kelly that the 2016 U.S. presidential election may have been manipulated by Russian Jews.  Makes you wonder just what’s the matter with Putin anyway?  Hasn’t anyone on the right even bothered to tell him that the code word you’re supposed to use for Jews is "globalist elite?” http://www.johnnyrobish.com Hubble Captures Two Galaxies Merging 350 Million Light Years Away:  NASA reports that the Hubble Space Telescope has captured a pair of barred spiral galaxies some 350 million light-years away in the process of merging, which astronomers believe could take another 300,000 years to complete.  Meanwhile, President Trump told aids that if this 300,000-year merger figure is actually correct, this has to be is one of the slowest attempts at foreplay he has ever seen. http://www.johnnyrobish....

Bannon Tells French Far Right You’re on Right Side of History:  Steve Bannon told members of the French National Front, a far right-wing political party that has been labeled neo-fascist, that "they are on the right side of history” and should consider someone calling them “racist” as a badge of honor.   Sure, being called a racist is really something to be proud of - assuming you’re a psychopath.  And no Steve, they’re not on the “right side of history,” they’re actually on the “Reich side of history.”  And to think I just assumed all ideas like Bannon is proposing were settled at Nuremberg.  So next time you hear Bannon complaining on Fox about all the RINO’s (Republican in Name Only) in the GOP, it might be worthwhile to remember that anyone who tells people to wear the term “racist as a badge of honor,” is what I would consider a HINO (Human In Name Only). http://www.johnnyrobish.com   Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli Sheds Tears at Sentencing: ...

Trump Administration Defends Spending $139,000 on Zinke’s Door:   The Trump administration is yet again defending a senior official’s spending after it emerged the Department of the Interior spent nearly $139,000 on upgrading Secretary Ryan Zinke’s office door.  Yea, well maybe its time we show him the door.  Meanwhile, angry taxpayer organizations complained that $139,000 is money that could have been used for something worthwhile - you know, like paying off a porn star. http://www.johnnyrobish.com Milwaukee Teens Testing Positive for HIV and Syphilis in Large Numbers:   At least 125 people in Milwaukee - including scores of high school kids - have been infected with HIV and syphilis, or both in one of the biggest outbreaks ever reported in the city.  Wow, sounds like Milwaukee kids are sure doing their best to keep up with the Kardashians. http://www.johnnyrobish.com NJ Judge Rules Waitresses Can Be Fired For Gaining Weight:  Cas...

Trump Agrees To Meet North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un:   In a rather surprising move, President Donald Trump has agreed in principle to meet directly with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, in what could be the biggest breakthrough in the tense nuclear saber-rattling that’s been going on since the President took office in January 2017. Now let’s see, we’ll have two big fat, narcissistic psychopaths with bad haircuts locked-up in the same room?  Pardon my skepticism, but I don’t see how this could end well for anybody.  My guess is, Trump just agreed to this meeting so he can compare nuclear button sizes.  Meanwhile, North Korea agreed because Donald Trump is about the only person on Earth who could actually make someone like Kim Jong Un look good. Of course, Trump supporters are quick to define this meeting as yet another great accomplishment of their dear leader - and to some degree, I agree with them.  I mean, under President Trump - we’ve had the b...

Anti-LGBT Lawmaker Caught Having Sex With Man in His Office:  Ohio Republican lawmaker Wes Goodman, who routinely touted his Christian faith and anti-LGBT views and who was often referred to the “conscience of the conservative movement,” has resigned after being caught having sex with a man in his office.  I’m sure it was all quite innocent.  He was simply demonstrating to an intern what constituted an “unacceptable practice” in the workplace.  Either that, or he was doing “research.”  After all, we all know how big Republicans are on science and research. http://www.johnnyrobish.com  Trump Blames Video Games for Firearm Violence:  In the aftermath of the Florida high school shootings, President Trump is pointing to video games - claiming that these games are a major factor in the nation’s gun violence by shaping our young people’s minds toward violence.  Yea, well call me crazy, but I’m more concerned about stray bullets shaping our ...

Stormy Daniels Sues Alleging Trump Lawyer Trying to Silence Her:   Porn Star Stormy Daniels has filed a lawsuit against Donald Trump, claiming that the President’s personal lawyer is taking considerable steps to silence her as she is preparing  to tell her story of an “intimate relationship” with the Donald Trump back in 2006 and 2007. Wait just a minute!  You’re telling me Stormy Daniels expects us to believe that Donald Trump had an affair with an American woman?  Seriously?  And what’s really puzzling is - everyone knows porn actresses usually get paid to keep their mouths wide open.  Now, all of a sudden, she’s getting paid to keep her mouth shut.  That must be extremely confusing for her.  On the other hand, pulling off such a skillful financial transaction like this ought to at least easily qualify her to become a member of President Trump’s Council of Economic Advisors if not Secretary of Commerce.  And while most US Pre...

Judge Orders Police to Evict Trump Execs from Panama Property:   Workers were busy prying the Trump name from signs outside his luxury Trump Hotel in Panama, as Trump executives were physically evicted from their management offices in a business dispute under orders from Panamanian officials. Gee, when you're too corrupt for Panama - perhaps its time to revisit your business plan.  Why things like this are almost enough to give a person bone spurs.  And while I’m far from being an expert on business affairs, President Trump sure seems to have an odd way of “winning.”  Anyway, sounds like Panama is doing their own version of “draining the swamp” - guess its time to Make Panama Great Again!  OK, I get it - but come on now!  How’s a fellow supposed to launder all that cartel money if they’re shutting down all his bogus international business ventures?  Has anyone ever thought about that?   Now the question remains, how long before t...