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Judge Orders Police to Evict Trump Execs from Panama Property

Judge Orders Police to Evict Trump Execs from Panama Property:  Workers were busy prying the Trump name from signs outside his luxury Trump Hotel in Panama, as Trump executives were physically evicted from their management offices in a business dispute under orders from Panamanian officials.
Gee, when you're too corrupt for Panama - perhaps its time to revisit your business plan.  Why things like this are almost enough to give a person bone spurs.  And while I’m far from being an expert on business affairs, President Trump sure seems to have an odd way of “winning.” 
Anyway, sounds like Panama is doing their own version of “draining the swamp” - guess its time to Make Panama Great Again!  OK, I get it - but come on now!  How’s a fellow supposed to launder all that cartel money if they’re shutting down all his bogus international business ventures?  Has anyone ever thought about that?  

Now the question remains, how long before the President orders a US Navy blockade on both Panamanian coasts and sends in the Marines to restore Trump Rule?  Of course, that would likely bring about yet another eviction notice - this one would hang on the White House door.

Meanwhile, if Trump International Hotels do go under, I suggest he might consider looking into one of those Motel 6 franchises or - better yet, open up a chain of Trump Trailer Parks.  What a perfect way to make those loyal followers of his feel right at home.

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