You've Got to Be Kidding?

An angry crowd of anti-vax protesters gave veterinarian and former teacher Melanie Rentler a huge round of applause, after she addressed the Chandler, Arizona Unified School Board, declaring herself a vaccine expert and telling school board members the coronavirus vaccine is a deadly poison that will cause genetic damage and kill our children.   She then moved on to “Critical Race Theory (CRT),” claiming that by focusing on the “white race,” CRT is targeting the wrong people, adding that the race they should be focusing on, is the race who owns all the pharmaceutical companies, who actually make these deadly vaccines - that being the Jews. Holy cow, I don’t think this country’s heard that kind of overtly racist dialogue, since Tucker Carlson’s show aired on Fox last night.  Why, just who the hell does this woman think she is anyway, the Dr. Mengele of veterinarians?   Now, for everyone deeply upset by this person or by this kind of talk - the good news is that she’s now ...

Former Trump White House coronavirus response coordinator Doctor Deborah Birx, told the House select subcommittee on the pandemic that the Trump administration was “distracted” by last year’s election and ignored recommendations to curb the pandemic.   She further added that more than 130,000 American lives could have been saved with swifter action and better coordinated public health messages after the first wave of the virus. Gee, Donald Trump was “distracted?”  Who knew?  That’s funny, because I’ve always assumed Trump’s default mental state is “distracted.”  I mean, simply catching his own image in a mirror is a monumental distraction, if you’re Donald Trump.  Now, while “distracted” may be a polite way for Dr. Birx to phrase it, I’m pretty sure many Americans would likely describe Trump’s COVID response by using another word -  and that word is “indifferent.” Anyway, now that Dr. Birx seems to have finally regained her ability to speak again after o...

The Daily Beast reports that the Biden Administration will require all non-citizen visitors traveling to the United States by air after November 8th to provide proof of COVID vaccination status to airline officials prior to boarding a flight.   Administration officials also confirmed that those vaccinated with the Russian Sputnik V vaccine, will not qualify for entry. Well, I guess despite what President Putin may argue, it appears that a Vodka, Pelmeni, and borscht concoction, really doesn’t combine to make a very effective COVID vaccine.  Now, personally - I really don’t have a big issue with letting poorly vaccinated Russians visit, just as long as they promise to confine themselves to either Keokuk, Iowa, or the greater Cleveland metropolitan area. Of course, it should come as very little surprise to anyone now that the Biden Administration has publicly declared they don’t approve of the Russian vaccine, that every anti-vax Trump supporter on planet earth will soon be d...

Only 1000 Turn Out for MAGA Conspiracy Theory Conference in Utah:   Even though promoters of a two-day pro-Trump MAGA “Western Conservative Action Network” conference boasted they expected over 10,000 participants, only 1000 people actually showed up to hear speakers like headliner Michael Flynn wail about communist ideologies in government and schools, mask mandates, alternative cures for the coronavirus, and election fraud.   One of the highlights of the conference was conspiracy theorist Leigh Dundas, who warned the crowd of a recently launched plot by former Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev, to replace the U.S. government with a full-fledged “communist dictatorship.” Wow, who knew Nikita Khrushchev still walks among us?  All I can say is, the Kremlin sure must have done a much better job preserving him than they did with Vladimir Lenin.  Now, for all you libtards who scoff at all the conference’s “communist” references, rumor has it that Khrushchev’s been shar...

Popular right-wing conspiracy theorist Rick Wiles, Pastor of the Flowing Steams Church and founder of “ TruNews ,” a website promoting racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, and anti - Semitic conspiracy theories, is now warning his many followers that “COVID vaccines contain eggs that hatch into synthetic parasites that grow inside your body.” Wow, tiny eggs that hatch into synthetic parasites?  Is this supposed to be some kind of yolk?  Now, I can easily rattle off plenty more puns, but I don’t wanna egg him on.  Frankly, my biggest concern here would be - is there any possibility that these damn “parasites” - could grow up to become televangelists?  That said, the real threat lies in the fact that folks who follow charlatans like Wiles - are able to “stupid” one helluva lot faster than the medical community - can “science.” Now, for anyone wondering just who this evil cabal behind this sinister plan of planting microscopic eggs in your COVID shots may be - well, ...

Dismissing those pushing vaccinations as “pagans,” The Federalist’s executive editor and columnist Joy Pullmann recently told readers that Christians should “welcome the cold finality of death from the coronavirus” and “should not seek the safety of the vaccine,” because “Christians should always welcome death in any form.”   Wow, now if I’m understanding Ms. Pullmann correctly, it appears that taking good care of yourself and being in good health - is spiritually bad for you.  Gee, and to think some folks actually consider today’s Republican Party to be little more than an evangelical “death cult?”  Why, I wonder where they’d ever get an idea like that?  You’d think folks like Joy Pullmann is the new “Jim Jones” - and not getting vaccinated is her “Grape Kool-Aid. What these cynical skeptics fail to understand is that encouraging other Christians to die from COVID, is a sacrifice that brave folks like Joy Pullmann - is more than willing to make.  While othe...

Freshman congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) and Georgia Republicans seem to have backed themselves into a corner with their unrelenting claims of election fraud.   Greene, who is up for reelection in 2022, was shocked to discover that between 4 and 10% of Republican voters say they will not vote in any more elections, unless there is a recount and former President Trump is reinstated as POTUS.   In fact, Trump issued a statement last week, warning "If we don't solve the Presidential Election Fraud of 2020, Republicans will not be voting in '22 or '24."   Now, I don’t often agree with Donald Trump or his MAGA supporters, but in this case - I have to admit they may be right in thinking “the whole election system is rigged, and there is no point for any Republican to ever vote again.”  Why, if I were a loyal MAGA cultist, I wouldn’t trust those damn recounts either.  It’s just way too easy for Antifa to infiltrate those audits, and make the final tally l...