The Federalist’s Joy Pullmann Says Christians Dying of COVID is Part of God’s Plan

Dismissing those pushing vaccinations as “pagans,” The Federalist’s executive editor and columnist Joy Pullmann recently told readers that Christians should “welcome the cold finality of death from the coronavirus” and “should not seek the safety of the vaccine,” because “Christians should always welcome death in any form.”

Wow, now if I’m understanding Ms. Pullmann correctly, it appears that taking good care of yourself and being in good health - is spiritually bad for you. Gee, and to think some folks actually consider today’s Republican Party to be little more than an evangelical “death cult?” Why, I wonder where they’d ever get an idea like that? You’d think folks like Joy Pullmann is the new “Jim Jones” - and not getting vaccinated is her “Grape Kool-Aid.

What these cynical skeptics fail to understand is that encouraging other Christians to die from COVID, is a sacrifice that brave folks like Joy Pullmann - is more than willing to make. While others simply talk, Joy Pullmann’s willing to put your money - where her mouth is. Come on folks, put your faith in God, not all that pagan hogwash like vaccines, seatbelts, and common sense!

Anyway, I guess for the evangelicals, the time has come to get yourself out there and “catch some of that good ole COVID-19 for Jesus.” Now, is it just me, or is anyone else wondering just who the hell is actually funding The Federalist website anyway - “Big Death?” I mean, it’s starting to sound a lot like “where have you gone Dr. Kevorkian? Our nation’s evangelicals turn their lonely eyes to you - woo, woo, woo!”

That said, so now we have this ironically-named person - "Joy" Pullmann, telling folks it’s better to die than following recommended public health measures - which are clearly demonic. Now, what I don’t get is, if they’re so convinced death is what God wants, then why get so upset over abortions? Apparently, for these folks - nothing really says I’m “pro-life” - quite like sacrificing everyone you know and love - to a deadly pandemic.

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