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FBI Looks Into Russian Funding of Trump Campaign Through NRA

FBI Looks Into Russian Funding of Trump Campaign Through NRA:  Its being reported that the FBI is investigating whether Russian banker Alexander Torshin, who has very close ties to Vladimir Putin, funneled money through the National Rifle Association (NRA) into Donald Trump’s presidential campaign.  Wow, it looks like the NRA may have been Putin a bunch of Russian money right in their pockets.  Its comforting to know the Russians are generous enough to spend their own hard-earned money to ensure our country’s trailer parks remain heavily armed.



Scientists Listen For Sounds Volcanoes Make Just Before Erupting:  According to a new study, eavesdropping on the rumblings of a volcano may help scientists predict when an eruption is coming.  Yea, if you can believe what they say.  If you ask me, most of what comes out of a volcano’s mouth is just a bunch of hot air.




NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre Addresses Florida School Shootings:  During a speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), National Rifle Association CEO Wayne LaPierre addressed the recent Florida school shooting where 17 people died by repeating the old NRA slogan, “the only thing that will stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun.  Yea, well if I were Wayne LaPierre, I think I’d be a little careful of what you wish for - because, after this umpteenth, needless gun tragedy of the year, I would assume there’s quite a few people out there who are starting to think of him as “a bad guy with a gun.”

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