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Florida Lawmakers Find Porn More Dangerous Than Assault Weapons

Florida Lawmakers Find Porn More Dangerous Than Assault Weapons:  Students from Florida’s Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, where 17 kids were recently murdered and scores injured in yet another mass shooting - were left in tears after their pleas for rational assault weapon laws were ignored by Florida lawmakers, who’ve decided that porn is a much more pressing public health risk than assault weapons.  That’s interesting because - I’m pretty sure at this point, any definition of “obscene” would surely have to include these Florida lawmakers.  And I wonder how long before one of these brave lawmakers - protecting us from porn, will be busted with a huge stash of porn on their own computer?  On a positive note, guess the NRA now has themselves a brand new slogan, “Guns don’t kill, nudie pictures do.”


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US Hate Groups Proliferate in Trump’s First Year:  The Southern Poverty Law Center found that the number of U.S. hate groups expanded dramatically last year under President Donald Trump’s administration, fueled by his immigration stance and the perception that he sympathized with those espousing white supremacy.  In response to this criticism, Trump officials are now urging everyone considering joining a “hate” group to turn it down a notch - and join a group that’s just a wee bit peeved instead.


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Comedian’s Estranged Husband Sues Her for Defamation:  UK stand-up comedian Louise Reay is asking people to contribute to her crowdfunding page, after being sued by her estranged husband for allegedly defaming him in her show.  Yea, well all I can say is, once Donald Trump leaves office - he’d better hope Melania doesn’t have any comedic ambitions.

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