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Kellyanne Conway Tells Students to Eat Ice Cream and Fries Rather Take Fentanyl

Kellyanne Conway Tells Students to Eat Ice Cream and Fries Rather Take Fentanyl:  Kellyanne Conway, a counsel to the president who is in charge of overseeing the White House’s efforts to tackle the country’s opioid crisis, is calling for executing drug dealers and advising millennials considering taking the deadly drug fentanyl - to just eat ice cream and French Fries instead.  Sounds like Trump and his team have this drug crisis all figured out - we’ll simply just KILL and eat our way out this epidemic.



Largest Baby Ever Born in California:  A Northern California baby who weighed in at a whopping 16 pounds, 1.7 ounces has been named the largest baby ever born in the state.  Experts point out that while this is in fact a very big baby, it could never come close to being as big of a baby as Justin Bieber.




Man Returns Library Book 75 Years Late:  An Estonian man has finally returned a library book that he took out during WW II - 75 years late.  The book is 75-years overdue?  All I can say is this is either one long book or this guy’s simply the world’s slowest reader.


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