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Kushner Company Files False Report to Evict Tenants and Sell Buildings

Kushner Company Files False Report to Evict Tenants and Sell Buildings:  Prior to being a top White House adviser, Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner's real estate company filed false paperwork in New York City claiming it had zero rent-regulated tenants in buildings when in fact it had many, allowing the company to be able to sell the properties quickly and bagging millions in profit.  Well, Trump is always talking about the need to build more prisons - and with each new revelation about his administration, it’s beginning to look like we’re really gonna need them. 



Putin Wins Russia’s Presidential Election With 74% of Vote:  According to exit polls, Vladimir Putin has won the Russian Presidential election with 74% of the vote, making him the longest-serving Russian leader since Joseph Stalin.  In other news, its being reported that 26% of Russian voters have suddenly and unexplainably taken ill and died.




Tampa Man Asks Police to Shut Down Boy’s Lemonade Stand:  A 61-year-old Tampa man has contacted law enforcement in an effort to shut down what he considers a neighbor boy’s “illegal” lemonade stand.  I see his point - after all, to protect its citizens, the Florida legislature has passed some very strict  “Lemon Laws.”

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