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Massive Crowds Turn Out for DC March for Our Lives

Massive Crowds Turn Out for DC March for Our Lives:  Hundreds of thousands of people have turned out for the March for Our Lives event in Washington DC to demand an end to gun violence.  While he didn’t attend any of the marches held around the country, President Trump did show his support by spending the day golfing at Mar-a-Lago and drafting executive orders to discriminate against transgender people in the military.



Millions Participate in Global Switch-Off for Climate Change Awareness:  Millions of people around the world switched off their lights for Earth Hour in an attempt to raise awareness about climate change and other environmental issues.  And even though I was totally unaware this event was going on, I was still able to actively participate in the “lights off” activities due to the fact that I had forgotten to pay my electric bill.




Angry Customer Attacks Golden Arches at Oregon McDonald’s:  Police say a 37-year-old man has been arrested after he destroyed a banner and then attacked the golden arches at a McDonald’s restaurant in western Oregon, this happening after employees refused to make him 30 double cheeseburgers.  Of course, the over-arching question which has to be asked is - if he used a bow and arrow to attack those golden arches, would it still be considered archery?

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