Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview Airs

Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview Airs: Despite threats by the President’s legal team to stop it, porn star Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes interview has aired and its being reported that Donald and Melania watched the interview separately. Regardless of what happened, I don’t think its right when people try and slut-shame the President like this. I mean, hasn’t he suffered enough - what with the syphilis and all? The President sets a great example of practicing “family values.” Only in his case, he happens to have an extended family, which includes hookers and porn stars.

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Stormy Spanked and Had Unprotected Sex With Trump: Even though porn star Stormy Daniels gave intimate details about having sex and spanking Donald Trump in her 60 Minutes interview with Anderson Cooper, the President’s loyal followers say they doubt her truthfulness and are claiming its is all theory and conjecture. Yea, well, if it is just a theory - it’s the “big bang” theory.

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Jack Sinclair Named Chief Executive Officer of 99 Cents Only Stores: The 99 Cents Only Stores LLC, a deep-discount retailer with nearly 400 stores in California, Texas, Arizona and Nevada, announced that Jack Sinclair has been named Chief Executive Officer upon the retirement of retail industry veteran, Geoffrey Covert. Hell, I was just shopping at a 99 Cents Only Store just last week. Tried to talk them down on some of their prices, but they wouldn’t budge.

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Trump Using Divisive Topics Like Plastic Straws to Energize Base

Trump Using Divisive Topics Like Plastic Straws to Energize Base: Using tactics such as plastic straws, wind turbines, bogus conspiracy theories and race-baiting, White House aides freely admit that Donald Trump has been deliberately attempting to amplify public tensions in America by seizing on divisive issues as a means to energize his explosively angry base. Now, I know what some of you are thinking - you’re thinking “now this, is the last straw!” Well, before you attack the “straw man,” remember that Donald Trump was that kid in school who thought it was simply hilarious to jam two straws up his nostrils. Straws were an important part of Donald’s childhood, so it shouldn’t be a big surprise they remain so today. What all you “elites" don’t understand is that Trump folks are all about fighting for “freedom.” You know, the freedom to be morbidly obese, the freedom to destroy the environment, the freedom to live without affordable healt...

Green-Haired Turtle that Breathes Through Genitals Added to Endangered List

Green-Haired Turtle that Breathes Through Genitals Added to Endangered List: The Mary River turtle of Queensland, Australia, which breaths through its genitals and sports a punky green Mohican hairdo, has been placed on a new list of the most vulnerable reptile species on the planet. Now, of course, we’ve all known people who talk out of their ass, but come on - breathing through your genitals is quite a feat. http://www.johnnyrobish.com Study Finds Flat Earth Believers Tend to Be Young: A new survey found that 34 percent of 18- to 24-year-olds entertain some doubts about whether the Earth is actually round. Good grief, sounds like we flat out need to see that these millennials get a more well-rounded education. http://www.johnnyrobish.com Huge-Nosed Dinosaur Found in Utah: Paleontologists have discovered a new dinosaur which had a humongous nose that lived 76-million years ago in what is now Utah. Ironically, if ...

Trump Commutes Old Pal Roger Stone's Sentence

Trump Commutes Old Pal Roger Stone's Sentence: After declaring Roger Stone a victim of the “Russia hoax” perpetuated by the Left and its allies in the media, President Trump has commuted the three-year prison criminal sentence for the Republican operative and dirty trickster, who was due to report to federal prison on Tuesday after being found guilty of obstruction, witness tampering and lying to Congress. Good grief, is it my imagination, or has Trump actually just pardoned the real-life version of the Monopoly guy? I mean, Stone is a villain right out of Charles Dickens. Why, this is an act so corrupt, it’s almost enough to make Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin blush. Now, I’m no legal expert, but it appears what the Trump Administration is basically arguing is that - someone shouldn’t be punished for committing a crime which “they really should’ve gotten away with.” And while that may sound a bit odd to the rest of us, that kind of thinking makes go...

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