Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview Airs

Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview Airs: Despite threats by the President’s legal team to stop it, porn star Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes interview has aired and its being reported that Donald and Melania watched the interview separately. Regardless of what happened, I don’t think its right when people try and slut-shame the President like this. I mean, hasn’t he suffered enough - what with the syphilis and all? The President sets a great example of practicing “family values.” Only in his case, he happens to have an extended family, which includes hookers and porn stars.

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Stormy Spanked and Had Unprotected Sex With Trump: Even though porn star Stormy Daniels gave intimate details about having sex and spanking Donald Trump in her 60 Minutes interview with Anderson Cooper, the President’s loyal followers say they doubt her truthfulness and are claiming its is all theory and conjecture. Yea, well, if it is just a theory - it’s the “big bang” theory.

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Jack Sinclair Named Chief Executive Officer of 99 Cents Only Stores: The 99 Cents Only Stores LLC, a deep-discount retailer with nearly 400 stores in California, Texas, Arizona and Nevada, announced that Jack Sinclair has been named Chief Executive Officer upon the retirement of retail industry veteran, Geoffrey Covert. Hell, I was just shopping at a 99 Cents Only Store just last week. Tried to talk them down on some of their prices, but they wouldn’t budge.

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GOP Lawmaker Says Trump’s Conduct Crosses Impeachment Threshold

GOP Lawmaker Says Trump’s Conduct Crosses Impeachment Threshold: Rep. Justin Amash (R-Mich.), has become the first Republican congressman to publicly state that, based on the Mueller Report - the President “engaged in impeachable conduct.” Rep. Amash further added that Attorney General Barr “deliberately misrepresented” the Mueller Report’s findings to congress and to the American public. Oh boy! One can only imagine the 3 AM tweet storm that’s gonna emanate from Trump’s porcelain throne over this level of betrayal. I’ll tell you another thing, disloyalty of this magnitude to the Cult of Trump isn’t likely to set well in America’s trailer parks either. But then again, what else is new? After all, Republicans have never viewed reality as being in their best interests. Now, I have no idea how all this is gonna finally go down, but I do know one thing - Justin Amash is definitely not gonna get an invite to Donald Trump's next wedding....

Self-Described Prophet and Pastor Warns Critics They Risk Leprosy

Self-Described Prophet and Pastor Warns Critics They Risk Leprosy: After numerous prophecies of his failed to materialize, resulting in various accusations of lies and fraud, self-described “prophet” and right-wing pastor Hank Kunneman of “One Voice Ministries” warned fellow Christians that they "better be very careful" about criticizing "prophets" like him, because "It's a dangerous place, and some of you might get leprosy.” Wow, leprosy? That’s one helluva threat! Now, while I wasn’t there, my guess is that it all came down something like this - some critic calls out God’s “prophet” Kunneman for his bogus claims, then further challenges him by declaring “You want a piece of me, then come and get it!” Then God gave that critic leprosy - and that “piece of him” just fell right off. Now, on a personal note, I’ve also been a vocal critic of Kunneman’s ministry for a long time now, and I can happily report that I haven’t come down with “leprosy.” Alth...

Nigerian President Denies Dying and Being Replaced by a Clone

Nigerian President Denies Dying and Being Replaced by a Clone: Speaking at a recent conference, Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari denied claims that he had died and been replaced by a Sudanese impostor or a clone, breaking his silence on a rumor that has been circulating on social media for months. Wait a minute, I think I saw that movie - “ Weekend at Muhammadu’s. ” And, if I remember correctly - wasn’t it was a Sudanese actor who played the lead? Who do they think they’re kidding anyway? After all, I wasn’t born yesterday! Now, of course, I’m sitting out here in California - so I have no sure-fire way to confirm or deny all these rumors, but I do know one thing - if you can’t believe Nigerian e-mails and social media posts, what the hell can you believe? https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

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