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Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview Airs

Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview Airs:  Despite threats by the President’s legal team to stop it, porn star Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes interview has aired and its being reported that Donald and Melania watched the interview separately.  Regardless of what happened, I don’t think its right when people try and slut-shame the President like this.  I mean, hasn’t he suffered enough - what with the syphilis and all?  The President sets a great example of practicing “family values.”  Only in his case, he happens to have an extended family, which includes hookers and porn stars.


Stormy Spanked and Had Unprotected Sex With Trump:  Even though porn star Stormy Daniels gave intimate details about having sex and spanking Donald Trump in her 60 Minutes interview with Anderson Cooper, the President’s loyal followers say they doubt her truthfulness and are claiming its is all theory and conjecture.  Yea, well, if it is just a theory - it’s the “big bang” theory.


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Jack Sinclair Named Chief Executive Officer of 99 Cents Only Stores:  The 99 Cents Only Stores LLC, a deep-discount retailer with nearly 400 stores in California, Texas, Arizona and Nevada, announced that Jack Sinclair has been named Chief Executive Officer upon the retirement of retail industry veteran, Geoffrey Covert.  Hell, I was just shopping at a 99 Cents Only Store just last week.  Tried to talk them down on some of their prices, but they wouldn’t budge.

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