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Amazon to Start Offering In-Car Deliveries

Amazon to Start Offering In-Car Deliveries:  In a deal with General Motors Co. and Volvo which will give its couriers access to potentially millions of vehicles in 37 U.S. markets, Amazon announced it will now start delivering packages right to your car.  Analysts say this service will be perfect for those busy professionals who are sick and tired of listening to thieves complaining about people who never have anything in their cars worth stealing.



Manhattan Project Scientist George Cowan to be Honored:  Nuclear chemist George Cowan, who passed away a few years ago at age 92, is scheduled to be honored for being one of the most influential scientists who worked on the famed Manhattan Project during World War II.  He apparently did a pretty good job, because Manhattan turned out to be a very popular place to live. 




Knoxville Woman Discovers Dead Body During Easter Egg Hunt:  A Knoxville, Tennessee woman made a grisly discovery while she and her 3-year-old son were hunting for Easter eggs in her backyard - when she noticed tennis shoes in the crawl space under her deck and realized it was a dead body.  Neighbors advised her that because the body was discovered over the Easter weekend, it might be a good idea to wait about three days before she attempts to bury it.


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