Former Trump Tower Doorman Claims Trump Had Child With Housekeeper

Former Trump Tower Doorman Claims Trump Had Child With Housekeeper: A former Trump World Tower doorman claims he was paid $30,000 by the National Enquirer to bury a story alleging Donald Trump fathered a child with a former housekeeper with whom he had a relationship.

Wow, seems Trump is the gift that just keeps giving. No wonder this guy loves building hotels! Good grief, has anyone even talked to the gardener yet? All I can say is, if this keeps up - poor Michael Cohen is gonna run outta money. Its getting to the point where it might be easier just to list the women with whom Trump hasn’t had sex and bought off.

Remember when Hillary wrote about “It Takes a Village?” Well, its beginning to look as if Trump may have fathered most of that village. Guess we made a mistake when we asked Chief Justice Roberts to swear-in President Trump. In retrospect, I think perhaps Jerry Springer would have been a more appropriate choice.

And while some are claiming Trump and the other Evangelical Republicans are hypocrites for preaching about “family values” when Trump is out having sex with everyone from porn stars to housemaids - in all fairness, Mr Trump does seem to keep family in mind in that most of the women he’s been having sex with, do appear to look an awful lot like his daughter Ivanka.

Anyway, even with all the bankruptcies, I do have to admit that Trump is a much better urban developer than I gave him credit for. After all, not many people can give a posh neighborhood like Midtown Manhattan the same vibe as the trashiest trailer park.

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Sen. Katie Britt Blames Biden for a Rape 20 Years Ago in Mexico

During what many are calling an absolutely insane rebuttal to President Biden’s “State of the Union” address, Sen. Katie Boyd Britt (R-Ala.), walked onto a studio sound stage (set up like an upper-middle-class kitchen) and began to link a harrowing account of a young woman’s sex trafficking and rape by a Mexican drug cartel, to Joe Biden’s immigration policies of the 2020s. She did this even though the abuse happened nearly 20 years ago and in Mexico - and at a time when Republican George W. Bush was president, not Joe Biden. The girl about whom Sen. Britt spoke - was thrown out of her house by her mother at age 12 and eventually “fell prey to a professional pimp.” There is no evidence that she was ever held by a drug cartel, as Katie claimed. In addition, the young victim testified that most of her clients for prostitution were foreigners visiting Mexico to have sex with underage girls. Okay, so now let me get this straight. A young Mexican fema...

GOP Lawmaker Says Trump’s Conduct Crosses Impeachment Threshold

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Nigerian President Denies Dying and Being Replaced by a Clone

Nigerian President Denies Dying and Being Replaced by a Clone: Speaking at a recent conference, Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari denied claims that he had died and been replaced by a Sudanese impostor or a clone, breaking his silence on a rumor that has been circulating on social media for months. Wait a minute, I think I saw that movie - “ Weekend at Muhammadu’s. ” And, if I remember correctly - wasn’t it was a Sudanese actor who played the lead? Who do they think they’re kidding anyway? After all, I wasn’t born yesterday! Now, of course, I’m sitting out here in California - so I have no sure-fire way to confirm or deny all these rumors, but I do know one thing - if you can’t believe Nigerian e-mails and social media posts, what the hell can you believe? https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

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