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Cockroach Milk Now the Latest Superfood Trend

Cockroach Milk Now the Latest Superfood Trend:  Experts say a rare milk crystal produced by the Pacific Beetle cockroach is catching on among superfood enthusiasts - and that’s because the cockroach milk boasts four times as much protein as cow's milk and is packed with all the essential amino acids.  Hell, that means most of the places where I go to eat should never have to buy milk again.  My question is, how the hell are you supposed to milk a cockroach?



Trump Claims Dead Soldiers Would Have Loved His Presidency:  President Donald Trump made Memorial Day a tribute to himself by sending out a commemorating message claiming that dead American soldiers would have loved his presidency.  And while I’m certainly no fan of Donald Trump, I suppose I’d rather have him speaking for the dead than for the rest of us.  That said, my guess is the dead are more likely rolling over in their graves - not praising Donald Trump.




Amazon’s Bezos Says We Must Leave Earth and Colonize the Moon:  Amazon boss Jeff Bezos says humans will have to leave the Earth and the planet will eventually become just a "residential" zone.  Come on, I mean if humanity wanted to live in a totally desolate place where you can’t breath the air, drink the water and are completely bombarded by deadly radiation - they’d move to Cleveland.  About the only reason I can think of to move to the moon would be for the green cheese and hell - I’m pretty sure I saw some of that growing way in the back of my refrigerator.

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