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Scientists Say Time Travel is Theoretically Possible

Scientists Say Time Travel is Theoretically Possible:  A new study, published in the journal Classical and Quantum Gravity, says that while the ability to time travel will not be possible any time soon, there is no mathematical reason why we couldn’t time travel.  Call me a cynical, but who the hell wants to blast themselves out hundreds of years into the future - to a time when all your damn credit cards are gonna be expired?



Study Finds Sex a Key Part of Life for People Over 65:  A new survey revealed that sex is not only a pursuit of the young and carefree, but also a key part of life for adults in their later years, with 84% of men and 69% of women between 65 and 80 feeling that sex is important to a relationship at any age.  While sex may be a “key part” of life for people over 65, you can just bet that a lot of them have misplaced those keys.




New Theory Suggests Toxic Flowers Helped Wipe Out Dinosaurs:  A new hypothesis suggests that dinosaur’s need to consume huge amounts plants in order to stay alive - many of which were quite toxic, is partly to blame for their demise.  I suppose if there’s one lesson we can all use here, its never accept a bouquet of flowers from a Tyrannosaurs.

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