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Man Sues CVS For Telling Wife About Viagra Prescription

Man Sues CVS For Telling Wife About Viagra Prescription:  A New York man claims the actions of a chatty CVS employee who informed his wife about his Viagra prescription, caused his marriage to dissolve. 
Let’s face it, some secrets are just very “hard” to keep.  How long did he think he could keep this up?  Me thinks he probably wasn't using the Viagra at home.  Guess you could say the pharmacist kind of BLUE his cover.  Now, if it were me, I would have blamed that damn Alexa for placing the order.
  
One thing’s for sure, incidents like this can put a pharmacy somewhere between a cock and a hard place.  That said, they still should have at least waited 4 hours before telling his wife.  Obviously, she knew something was up - now what could it be?  Anyway, she drove right home and said “Honey, I've got a boner to pick with you!”  

So now it appears that the whole world knows.  From now on, its not gonna be easy for the poor guy to hold his head up high - and that’s the long and the short of it.  Talk about getting the shaft.  We can only hope he doesn’t try riding on any crowded buses or subways - at least until the prescription runs out.

Legal analysts say the judge isn’t likely to go soft on CVS, and that they could be facing very stiff penalties.  Not that it really matters - his wife is gonna take most of it in the divorce proceedings anyway.

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