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Toyota Halts Sales of Cars With Heated Seats

Toyota Halts Sales of Cars With Heated Seats:  Toyota Motor Corp. has halted sales of some of its top-selling cars over concerns that their heated seats may be a fire hazard.  Wow, seems like when Toyota says their cars have “heated seats,” they aren’t kidding!  Frankly, I don’t think car seat heaters should come equipped with settings like “simmer, roast and fry.”



Trade Publications Say Home Grocery Deliveries Taking Off:  Trade publications are reporting that companies offering home grocery deliveries, once big money losers, are now catching on and beginning to show a profit across the country.  Nice to hear that even laziness is now a growth industry in America.  Heaven forbid someone would be forced to get up off the couch to drive to the market to pick up a quart of milk. 




Study Links Marijuana Use Linked to Testicular Cancer:  According to a U.S. study, young men who had smoked marijuana recreationally were twice as likely to be diagnosed with testicular cancer than men who have never used marijuana.  If you ask me, the sad part of this is that even if they wanted to quit - they wouldn’t have the cojones to go through with it.

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