Republicans Couldn't Care Less What Critics Say About Trump: Despite weathering criticism and accusations of treason over his embrace of Vladimir Putin in Helsinki, Donald Trump has been bolstered enough with a 79% Republican summit approval rating that he felt confident enough to give critics the middle finger and invite the Russian autocrat back to the White House. Great - they can have a sleepover. Word has it Putin has accumulated some rather “interesting” home movies Trump might have an interest in watching.
Scientists Find 99-Million-Year-Old Baby Snake Preserved in Amber: In a first of its kind, scientists say they’ve found a 99-million-year-old baby snake fossil which was found preserved in amber. While some hope they’ll use the DNA to bring the snake back to life, others say it would be a cruel mistake because so much has changed in the last 99-million-years - the snake might have trouble adjusting psychologically.
Florida Woman Recovering From Bear Attack: Sheriff’s deputies report that a Florida woman is recovering after being attacked and dragged by a family of bears who broke into her open garage and sifted through her garbage cans in search of food. Wildlife experts say they believe the bears left the woods because they’d run out of toilet paper. They also point out that at least these bears know how tackle someone, unlike those Bears up in Chicago. I would add that they’re obviously smarter than the average bear, but this is no time for joke’n, the poor woman bearly survived. Guess she’ll just have to grin and bear it.
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