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Trump Asks Why Obama Didn’t Do Something About Russia

Trump Asks Why Obama Didn’t Do Something About Russia:  President Trump reacted to the indictment of 12 Russian military officers “for conspiring to interfere with the 2016 presidential election” by blaming former President Obama and the “deep state” and asking “why didn’t Obama do something?”  Interesting comment - given that Obama imposed sanctions on Russia in December 2016 for election meddling and expelled 35 Russian diplomats.  Is it just me, or shouldn’t the real question be, why the hell doesn't Trump do something NOW?  That said, I suppose as long as Trump and Putin don’t decide to go shirtless horseback riding together during their upcoming meeting, we’re all gonna be that much farther ahead for it.



Ghostly Particles Give Scientists New Understanding of Universe:  A breakthrough in the study of ghostly particles, called high-energy neutrinos - that traverse space, zipping unimpeded through people, planets and whole galaxies, is providing scientists with a new understanding of our world.  Hell, we didn’t need to discover a bunch of fancy, new particles to gain a better understanding of our universe.  If you ask me, the fact that Donald Trump could actually get elected President of the United States - should tell you just about everything you'll ever need to know about our world.




Giant Jurassic Flea Fossils Found in China:  Newly found fossils of fleas 165 million years old, show that the critters were almost an inch in length and had blood-sucking mouthpieces that scientists say were used to penetrate extremely tough hides.  That’s just horrifying!  How the hell are you supposed to put a flea collar on a T. Rex?

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