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Alex Jones Says He’s Advising Trump About Google Censorship

Alex Jones Says He’s Advising Trump About Google Censorship:  After President Trump took to Twitter to complain that his Google search results were showing negative content, conspiracy theorist Alex Jones came forward to say that he is the one behind President Trump’s new war against Google.  Oh, come on!  We have a world renowned, paranoid schizophrenic, conspiracy theorist advising a classic narcissist - and you’re telling me the best they could come up with was they’re unhappy with Google’s search results?  I don’t mind saying - that’s quite a disappointment! 



Swarm of 20,000 Bees Attack New York City Hot Dog Stand:  Hordes of New Yorkers eagerly watched as a police officer used a vacuum to remove 20,000 bees that suddenly attacked a hotdog stand a block south of Times Square.  Wow, sounds like this hot dog stand has been generating a lot of buzz these days.  Wonder how in the hell they figured out there were 20,000 bees?  I guess they just count all the bee's legs and then divide by six.  Witnesses say that while police vacuumed - bystanders found it quite entertaining, but of course all the bees thought it really sucked. 




Man Severely Burned After E-Cigarette Explodes in Pants:  A man had to be treated at the hospital for burns after his E-cigarette exploded in his pants inside an Anaheim electronics store.  Egads!  As if that wasn’t bad enough, now he’ll have to head right back to the electronics store and pick himself up an E-penis.

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