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Kanye West Surprises Kim Kardashian with New Neon Mercedes

Kanye West Surprises Kim Kardashian with New Neon Mercedes:  Social media is all abuzz after Kim Kardashian West proudly posted pictures on Instagram of her new neon green Mercedes G series SUW that husband Kanye West bought her - a vehicle she says couldn’t stop talking about since they rented the truck while in Miami.  

And folks, its important to remember that many touching moments such as these may not have been possible had our President not worked so diligently to make sure his wealthy friends get to pay less taxes.  Now, of course - some may ask, “fine, you got yourself another new, super-expense car, but why flaunt it all over the internet?”  Why I bought a Mini Cooper a couple of years ago - and I don’t believe anyone really gave much of a crap - one way or the other.   

But what most people don’t understand is how important it is for these folks to raise public awareness that they are capable of snagging themselves very expensive luxury vehicles - simply on a whim - and we aren’t.  Of course, Kayne had better hope that this car goes with more than just one of Kim’s dresses, otherwise it could get a little expensive, even for a Kanye West.  Especially when you factor in the cost of having to install that custom-made, extra wide driver’s seat for Kim.    

But that said, apparently there’s nothing quite as exhilarating for the struggling masses in capitalist America as watching the rich flaunt their wealth in front of us while we struggle with our medical bills and pay our astronomical rents.  My only question is - is Kim really still baffled as to how she could have possibly become the target of armed robbers?

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