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Lawyer Says Maria Butina Not A Kremlin-Trained Seductress

Lawyer Says Maria Butina Not A Kremlin-Trained Seductress:  Arguing for her release on bond, Maria Butina’s lawyer says she is not the "spy-novel Kremlin-trained seductress” prosecutors try to portray her as - claiming that image is sexist and that Miss Butina got to where she is by pure intellect.  OK, but where she is - is in jail, so…Now if you ask me, even prison sounds like a better life than having to service fat, sweaty, old conservative Republican men in hotel rooms - all for Mother Russia.



Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous Host Robin Leach Dies:  Robin Leach, a strong Donald Trump supporter who became a symbol of unapologetic opulence as host of the popular syndicated television show “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” in the 1980s and ’90s, has died in Las Vegas at the age of 76.  Gee, I thought the guy was “76” about 30 years ago.  But all kidding aside, we owe him a debt of gratitude.  I mean, shows like his paved the way for future conspicuous consumption, self-indulgent freaks like Donald Trump and the Kardashians.




Strong Reaction to Duncan Hunter Throwing Wife Under the Bus:  Indicted California Congressman Duncan Hunter (R - CA) drew a strong negative reaction after going on Fox News and telling the host that it was his wife to blame for illegally spending $250,000 of campaign funds on personal things such as tuition, dental bills and Italian vacations.  Why, how adorably quaint!  She thought her Trump-admiring Republican husband would take personal responsibility.

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