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Royal Family Stunned Prince Harry Skipped Hunting Tradition

Royal Family Stunned Prince Harry Skipped Hunting Tradition:  The royal family is reportedly shocked that Prince Harry skipped out on the royal grouse hunt which has been a tradition since 1853, because of Meghan Markle’s strong opposition to animal cruelty.  Now I realize I should care deeply about this - but oddly enough, it doesn’t seem that I do - go figure!  So they decided not to kill bunch of birds and went to see a play instead?  Perhaps they are human after all.  Anyway, even if they didn’t go grouse hunting, Harry and Meghan did manage to “kill-off” a couple of pints of Newcastle Brown Ale after watching Hamilton.  I mean, that oughta count for something. 



Trials on Beneficial effects of Microdosing LSD Set To Begin:  A novel experiment launching this month will investigate whether microdosing LSD really does have benefits - which many Silicon Valley geeks have been taking to sharpen their thinking and enhance creativity.  Researchers say that while all this “mind enhancement” stuff may be interesting, what they really wanna know is if all those hippies way back in the 60’s were right when they shouted “its all energy man!”




Creationist Claims Dinosaurs Were on Noah’s Ark:  Noted creationist Carl Kerby claims that dinosaurs did accompany Noah on his Ark as the entire world was flooded, but only the younger ones.  Wait a minute!  You’re telling me that on top of everything else poor Noah had on his plate when the flood hit, he then had to run down to the Ark entrance and check dinosaur ID’s to make sure older dinos weren’t trying and sneak in?

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