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Some Still Pushing to Have Pluto Reinstated as a Planet

Some Still Pushing to Have Pluto Reinstated as a Planet:  Ever since the International Astronomical Union (IAU) demoted Pluto from planet status to “dwarf planet,” there have been those who’ve been steadily pushing back, trying to get Pluto re-classified as a planet again.  My feeling has always been that maybe after we’re certain Pluto has learned its lesson and paid its debt to society - then and only then should we even consider thinking about reinstating it as a planet.



FEMA Chief Says Puerto Rico Death Toll Numbers All Over the Place:  In remarks that echoed those of President Trump’s, embattled FEMA Administrator William “Brock” Long said figures for how many people died as a result of Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico last year are actually “all over the place.”  I think Administrator Long may be a bit confused.  I believe its actually bodies, not numbers that are all over the place.



Knife Rights Advocates Borrowing Tactics From NRA:  The little-known Arizona-based advocacy group Knife Rights, has been borrowing tactics from the National Rifle Association to rack up legislative victories across the nation, arguing that weapons such as switchblades, push daggers and even ballistic knives that shoot like spears from a handle - should be protected by the 2nd Amendment.  I totally get it!  I mean, without a good knife, how in the hell are people supposed to defend themselves at illegal crap games or cock fights?


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