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Trump Tells Fake History of Democratic Party at Wheeling Rally

Trump Tells Fake History of Democratic Party at Wheeling Rally:  Fact checkers are once again shaking their heads in disbelief after President Trump delivered a really bizarre, totally fake history of the Democratic Party’s name to a group of followers at a Saturday night rally in Wheeling, West Virginia.

Now you can say what you want about these Trump rallies, but there’s something quite special about the awesome power of stupid people gathered together in extremely large groups.  Of course, after listening to this speech, if one weren’t properly trained - they might leave the rally with the impression that we actually have a right-wing internet troll sitting the White House - instead of someone looking out for the interests of everyone living in our country.  

And while some are even going so far as to claim the President’s mental faculties appear to be deteriorating, others point out that he’s always been lazy and stupid.  On the other hand, quite a few medical professionals are now arguing that he’s already brain dead, only his mouth and the rest of his body apparently haven’t received the memo as of yet.  

One thing’s for sure, until these endless scandals surrounding the Trump administration are finally resolved - I think a lot of us are gonna need a good, stiff drink.  And while I’m all out booze, word has it that Brett Kavanaugh’s fridge is usually well stocked with plenty of beer.

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