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Donald Trump Tells Michigan Crowd He’s a Nationalist

Donald Trump Tells Michigan Crowd He’s a Nationalist:  Speaking to a crowd of rabid followers in Michigan, President Donald Trump told the crowd that even though it may not be popular to say these days, he is a proud “nationalist.”  Gee, the term “nationalist” is getting pretty damn close to other terms which are “no longer popular.”  Terms which lost popularity after WW II.  Of course, in all fairness, you can’t really say he’s a “white nationalist” - because he paints his face orange.



Human Poop Found to Be Full of Plastic:  Scientists say plastics that are dumped into our oceans break down into microscopic bits and are then consumed up the food chain - eventually ending up getting pooped out in human stools.  So, for those of you who say “I don’t really give a crap about all the plastics in our oceans” - turns out that you do after all.




Mars May Have Enough Oxygen to Sustain Subsurface Life:  While much research has focused on whether life ever existed on Mars in the past, a JPL-led team looked at the amount of oxygen in the Martian soil and determined that Mars may have the ingredients for life to exist now - only underground.  I’m so happy for Mars.  They really deserve it.  I’ll bet all those people who thought there could never be life anywhere other than Earth, are now looking up at Mars and seeing red.


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