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Iconic American Brewer Bill Coors Dies at 102

Iconic American Brewer Bill Coors Dies at 102:  Bill Coors, a pioneer in the American brewing industry and former chairman of the Adolph Coors Company, died peacefully at his home at age 102.  The family is asking everyone that in lieu of sending flowers, please pick up a couple of six packs at your local 7-Eleven and get good and hammered instead.



Hundreds of Dietary Supplements Tainted with Prescription Drugs:  A new study found that more than 750 supplement brands have been found to be tainted with a prescription drug, with the most common drugs being generic Viagra, sibutramine (a banned weight-loss drug) and synthetic steroids.  Interesting topic for me, because I quit gave up alcohol and coffee quite a long time ago, so now I have to take beer, wine and caffeine supplements.  And to be completely honest, I have my doubts about whether those supplements actually work, especially since the spokesperson’s name is “Placebo" Domingo. 




Library Worker Sentenced for Stealing Overdue Fines:  A New York library worker who admitted stealing more than $160,000 in overdue book fines - has been sentenced to six months in jail.  On a positive note, I guess now she’ll have some time to catch up on her reading.

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