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Scientists Say Love at First Sight Doesn’t Really Exist

Scientists Say Love at First Sight Doesn’t Really Exist:  Scientists in the Netherlands have found that what many believe to be love at first sight - is really nothing more than intense physical attraction.  Researchers say people who believe in “love at first sight” are people who’ve have lost sight of the fact that it doesn’t really exist.



Activist Bill Ackman's Hedge Fund Invests $900 million in Starbucks:  Activist investor Bill Ackman is making a big bet on coffee, announcing that his hedge fund just invested nearly $900 million in Starbucks.  What’s the big deal about that?  Hell, I spent almost that much on coffee there last month.




Catastrophic Mental Health Changes Linked to Climate Change:  A new study is warning of “catastrophic” dips in mental health for some if climate change causes the global temperature to increase by 2 degrees Celsius above pre-industrial levels.  So for all you folks who find my jokes disgusting and offensive - just chalk it up to climate change.

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