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Vintage German Plane Crashes Onto California Freeway

Vintage German Plane Crashes Onto California Freeway:  Fortunately, no one was injured as a vintage German aircraft with markings of Germany’s Luftwaffe, crashed onto the 101 Freeway in the Los Angeles area and burst into flames.  Now I’m certainly so aviation expert, but I do know this - if there was a beagle at the controls of the other plane, then Snoopy wins again!



Taller People at Greater Risk of Cancer:  New research has suggests taller people have a significantly greater risk of cancer because they are bigger and so have more cells in their bodies in which dangerous cancerous mutations can occur.  Well, I guess that’s basically the long and the short of it.  Meanwhile, health officials have begun urging taller people to walk hunched-over with the hope cancer cells won’t realize how tall you actually are.




Shallow Waters Allowed Early Creatures to Experiment With Evolution:  New research suggests that “shallow marine environments” were a critical testbed for these early animals, providing the perfect space for them to evolve the physical characteristics required for them to move beyond their nearshore cradle.  While I’m no marine biologist, I think its pretty obvious that “shallowness” was also a key trait in the evolution of creatures like the Kardashians.

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