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Stormy Daniels’ Lawyer Avenatti Arrested for Domestic Violence

Stormy Daniels’ Lawyer Avenatti Arrested for Domestic Violence:  TMZ is reporting that Stormy Daniels’ lawyer Michael Avenatti has been arrested in Los Angeles on a felony domestic violence charge against his estranged wife Lisa Storie Avenatti, but she has issued a statement to NBC claiming that Avenatti has “never been violent with her.”  Wow, one way or the other, it sounds like this guy’s gonna need himself a pretty good lawyer.  I’m not sure about this, but I think Michael Cohen is available.  One thing’s for sure, if he does get convicted, I think it’s a pretty safe bet Donald Trump isn’t going to pardon him.
  


Scientists Spot Possible Giant Impact Crater Under Greenland Ice:  A team of scientists say they’ve spotted a huge 20-mile wide scar hidden below a melting ice sheet in Greenland - which they believe to be an impact crater from a giant iron meteorite.  Meanwhile, Trump officials expressed doubt, claiming these pics don’t look much like a melting ice sheet to them - but more like a massive glob of shaving cream, that some prankster sprayed all over the rocks. 



Husbands and Wives Who Smoke Pot Don’t Experience Same High:  According to a new data, it appears females get higher from smoking weed than males and also tend to become addicted much easier.  Now I can’t really speak about female addiction, but I do know my front lawn appears to be heavily addicted to weeds.

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