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Trump Claims the People Would Revolt if He’s Impeached

Trump Claims the People Would Revolt if He’s Impeached:  Donald Trump told reporters that he is “not at all concerned” about the threat of impeachment because “the people would revolt if that ever happened.”  While I fully agree that Trump supporters are revolting, I think in this instance he may be a bit confused and accidentally mixed up the words “revolt” and “rejoice.”



Factory Leak Sends Tons of Chocolate Cascading Onto German Street:  A technical defect in a delivery tank at the artisan chocolate factory DreiMeiste in the west German town of Werl, caused a colossal amount of molten chocolate to cascade down the middle of a road before solidifying in a rock-hard mess.  Firefighters had hoped to have the mess all cleaned up before the weekend, but now it looks as though they won’t be finished until sundae. 




Michael Cohen Describes Trump Organization as a Cult:  After being sentenced to three years in federal prison, former Trump lawyer and enforcer Michael Cohen explained it all to a friend by admitting “I got caught up in a cult.”  Well, then it’s too bad he left so soon - because I have a feeling they’re gonna be serving-up a nice batch of delicious orange Kool-Aid in the not-too-distant future.

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