Eric Trump Miffed Media’s Reporting on Illegal Workers at Trump Clubs

Eric Trump Miffed Media’s Reporting on Illegal Workers at Trump Clubs: Eric Trump says he’s miffed that the news media has been reporting about the Trump Organization having to fire a dozen employees who have been working for the Trumps here illegally, even though Trump managers at the facility have known about their illegal status for many years.

Now, while I’m obviously no big Trump fan, I do have to admit that I kind of understand why Eric would be so upset about the media reporting on all this. I mean, after all - who in the hell would want all their illegal activities reported in the news? That’s just crazy!

So, with that in mind, let’s examine that special kind of logic Eric has employed here - which goes something like this - if those damned “open borders Democrats” had just provided funding for Trump’s big, beautiful wall (which is in no way medieval), then those immigrants could never have gotten into the US for Trump to hire them in the first place.

Perhaps, but I have a feeling from the way things have been headed lately that - if Eric thinks he's ”miffed" now, just wait a wee bit longer. I suspect that by the time Bob Mueller and the NY State Attorney General get done with him and all his grifter family, that “Trump 2020” slogan may well be standing for - 20 years for treason and 20 more for money laundering!

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Claims Pete Buttigieg Emasculating Driving With Electric Cars

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Mike Huckabee Claims COVID-19 Death Risk Small and Sin Risk Lethal

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