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Howard Schultz Admits He Doesn’t Know How Much Cheerios Cost

Howard Schultz Admits He Doesn’t Know How Much Cheerios Cost:  Billionaire and former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz was on Morning Joe to discuss what he thinks qualifies him to be president when co-host Mika Brzezinski asked him if he knows how much an 18-ounce box of Cheerios costs - which he didn’t.  Now I’ll be the first to admit I have no idea how much a box of Cheerios costs either, but I do know one thing - if Schultz was selling it, it would cost at least $25.



Rand Paul Awarded $580,000 From Neighbor Who Broke His Ribs:  A Kentucky jury has awarded U.S. Senator Rand Paul more than $580,000 in damages against a next-door neighbor who broke six of the Republican lawmaker's ribs in a gardening dispute.  Then I’m guessing at this point in time it wouldn’t do much good to try and make amends by asking Sen. Paul over some afternoon to barbecue some ribs?  




Trump Jeopardizes National Security by Ignoring Intel Community:  After President Trump once again attacked US intelligence agencies on Twitter - calling them “passive and naive,” many are becoming convinced that the President’s continual rejection of intelligence agency assessments is placing the security of our nation in jeopardy.  It shouldn’t be especially surprising that Trump is refusing to accept intelligence - after all, he has none himself.

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