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Internet Abuzz After Fans Spot Beyoncé Shopping at Target

Internet Abuzz After Fans Spot Beyoncé Shopping at Target:  Yahoo reports the internet is abuzz after pictures surfaced of Beyoncé walking down the aisle shopping at an LA Target store wearing an orange jumpsuit and tiny sunglasses.  Gee, she looks like just your average Target shopper, casually walking down the aisle with several bodyguards pushing her cart behind her.  Makes you wonder how anyone could have figured out it was her.  Now I have no idea what she bought, but I do know that orange jumpsuit would look pretty damn good on Donald Trump.



FIJI Water Woman Steals Show on Golden Globes Red Carpet:  There were, of course, many big stars at the Golden Globes, but everyone is saying the person who really stole the show was the FIJI water woman, who managed to photobomb herself into just about every pic that was taken on the red carpet that evening.  And who can blame her?  After all, she had to fly here all the way from Fiji - she may as well just make the most of it. 




Incredible Sea Monster Dinosaur Skull Revealed in 3D:  Scientists say the intact skull of a ferocious sea creature who lived some 200 million years ago - and who scientists say was found with it’s skull well-preserved on a farm over 60-years ago, has finally been properly identified after all these years as Protoichthyosaurus prostaxalis.  Yea well, did it ever occur to any of these scientists that if they didn’t always give these beasts such smarty-pants names like Protoichthyosaurus prostaxalis - maybe they’d be able to identify them a little faster?

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