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Scientists Modify Chickens to Lay Eggs with Anti-Cancer Drugs

Scientists Modify Chickens to Lay Eggs with Anti-Cancer Drugs:  Researchers in Edinburgh have genetically modified chickens that can lay eggs that contain drugs for arthritis and some cancers that are 100 times cheaper to produce than when manufactured in factories.  Now, about the only question an oncologist would need to ask is, would you prefer your cancer treatments scrambled or over easy?



Howard Schult Considering Independent Run for President:  Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz said he is seriously considering a bid for U.S. president as an independent, upsetting Democrats who believe he would hurt their party’s chances of defeating Republican Donald Trump in 2020.  And while many are dismissing this as another billionaire’s vanity move, let’s remember this is a guy who persuaded the world to buy astronomically priced, burnt coffee.  I guess the question is, after four years of Donald Trump - do we really want a pumpkin spiced presidency? 




New Research Finds Crocodiles and Alligators Use Tools:  New research finds that crocodiles and alligators are smarter than most people think, pointing out that they’ve been known to use sticks as a tool to lure prey to them.  Hell, I never doubted crocodiles and alligators are smart.  I mean, all one has to do is to look how successful they’ve been with Crocs and Gatorade.

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