Trump Campaign’s “Send A Brick To Chuck and Nancy” Sparks Backlash

Trump Campaign’s “Send A Brick To Chuck and Nancy” Sparks Backlash: President Trump and son Don Jr are facing a social media backlash over their plan for a new "Trump 2020 Campaign” fundraising drive, asking supporters to mail them $20.20 to send “bricks” to the offices of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer in support of building Trump’s wall - with the ad’s small print later revealing that the bricks are simply “faux bricks” and all the money collected will actually go to Trump’s “Make America Great Again Committee.”

Wow, yet another example of the “really deep thinking" that goes on over there at the White House. I have a feeling that Trump and Don Jr may have come up with this genius “brick idea" simply because they’re upset that Santa only gave them both a lump of coal for Christmas, instead of what they really wanted - a Jeff Bezos-style bank account.

I mean, come on - telling people to send bricks to your rivals is the sort of prank punk teenagers pull in high school - and to think this idea is actually coming from the President of the United States of America? Think about that for a minute - Republicans and Russians have basically elected a 72-year-old juvenile delinquent as President of the United States!

And now, he’s hustling his already economically-challenged trailer park base to shell out yet another $20 bucks for a scam to further fatten his coffers. I mean, his supporters are already a few bricks shy of a full load - how can they possibly afford this? Now the question remains, will these fake bricks be made in China - just like his MAGA hats and the rest of the junk he’s been peddling?

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Sen. Katie Britt Blames Biden for a Rape 20 Years Ago in Mexico

During what many are calling an absolutely insane rebuttal to President Biden’s “State of the Union” address, Sen. Katie Boyd Britt (R-Ala.), walked onto a studio sound stage (set up like an upper-middle-class kitchen) and began to link a harrowing account of a young woman’s sex trafficking and rape by a Mexican drug cartel, to Joe Biden’s immigration policies of the 2020s. She did this even though the abuse happened nearly 20 years ago and in Mexico - and at a time when Republican George W. Bush was president, not Joe Biden. The girl about whom Sen. Britt spoke - was thrown out of her house by her mother at age 12 and eventually “fell prey to a professional pimp.” There is no evidence that she was ever held by a drug cartel, as Katie claimed. In addition, the young victim testified that most of her clients for prostitution were foreigners visiting Mexico to have sex with underage girls. Okay, so now let me get this straight. A young Mexican fema...

GOP Lawmaker Says Trump’s Conduct Crosses Impeachment Threshold

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Nigerian President Denies Dying and Being Replaced by a Clone

Nigerian President Denies Dying and Being Replaced by a Clone: Speaking at a recent conference, Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari denied claims that he had died and been replaced by a Sudanese impostor or a clone, breaking his silence on a rumor that has been circulating on social media for months. Wait a minute, I think I saw that movie - “ Weekend at Muhammadu’s. ” And, if I remember correctly - wasn’t it was a Sudanese actor who played the lead? Who do they think they’re kidding anyway? After all, I wasn’t born yesterday! Now, of course, I’m sitting out here in California - so I have no sure-fire way to confirm or deny all these rumors, but I do know one thing - if you can’t believe Nigerian e-mails and social media posts, what the hell can you believe? https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

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