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Trump Campaign’s “Send A Brick To Chuck and Nancy” Sparks Backlash

Trump Campaign’s “Send A Brick To Chuck and Nancy” Sparks Backlash:  President Trump and son Don Jr are facing a social media backlash over their plan for a new "Trump 2020 Campaign” fundraising drive, asking supporters to mail them $20.20 to send “bricks” to the offices of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer in support of building Trump’s wall - with the ad’s small print later revealing that the bricks are simply “faux bricks” and all the money collected will actually go to Trump’s “Make America Great Again Committee.”
Wow, yet another example of the “really deep thinking" that goes on over there at the White House.  I have a feeling that Trump and Don Jr may have come up with this genius “brick idea" simply because they’re upset that Santa only gave them both a lump of coal for Christmas, instead of what they really wanted - a Jeff Bezos-style bank account.

I mean, come on - telling people to send bricks to your rivals is the sort of prank punk teenagers pull in high school - and to think this idea is actually coming from the President of the United States of America?  Think about that for a minute - Republicans and Russians have basically elected a 72-year-old juvenile delinquent as President of the United States! 

And now, he’s hustling his already economically-challenged trailer park base to shell out yet another $20 bucks for a scam to further fatten his coffers.  I mean, his supporters are already a few bricks shy of a full load - how can they possibly afford this?  Now the question remains, will these fake bricks be made in China - just like his MAGA hats and the rest of the junk he’s been peddling?

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