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Jeff Bezos Hits the Town with Mystery Woman for Oscars After-Parties

Jeff Bezos Hits the Town with Mystery Woman for Oscars After-Parties:  Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos was seen Sunday arriving at the iconic Chateau Marmont for Jay Z’s Oscar party, accompanied by an unidentified attractive woman.  News agencies later identified the mystery girl as someone who is only known publicly by the name - “Alexa.”  The conversation reportedly went something like this “so, nice to meet you Jeff.  And what do you do for a living?”



Pat Robertson Claims Gays Want Weird Way of Doing Sex Legitimized:  Pat Robertson continued his agenda of hate as he told his The 700 Club viewers that all of society is on the verge of being destroyed - all because the “gay agenda” is trying to make sure “their weird way of doing sex is legitimized.”  And sadly, it appears that about the only way to prevent a bigot like him from spreading more lies, would be to travel to all the nursing homes across the country and change the channel.




Researchers Explore Photos of Einstein’s Unusual Brain:  Newly released photos of Einstein's brain are helping researchers discover what physical features of his brain might have been behind his genius.  Well, all I can say is, whatever the hell it was - it sure seemed to have a weird effect on his hair too.

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