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Scientist Who Popularized Term Global Warming Dead at 87

Scientist Who Popularized Term Global Warming Dead at 87:  Wallace Smith Broecker, the Columbia University professor and researcher who raised early alarms about climate change and popularized the term "global warming,” has died at age 87.  Meanwhile, angry Trump supporters are demanding to know why it is - if global warming is supposed to be real, did he die in the dead of winter instead of from heat stroke?



Kylie Jenner Claims She Was Financially Cut at Age 15:  Reality star and makeup mogul Kylie Jenner responded to critics of her being named by Forbes as “one of America’s richest self-made women,” by claiming that none of her money is inherited and her parents cut her off at age 15.  No kidding!  None of her money is inherited because no one’s died yet.  In her defense, I don’t think Kylie quite understands the full meaning of the phrase “cut off.”  I suggest if she really wants to know the true meaning of the phrase, then she should ask an expert on the subject - such as Lorena Bobbitt. 




Trump Signs Executive Order Prioritizing Artificial Intelligence Research:  The White House has announced that President Donald Trump has signed an executive order, directing the U.S. government to prioritize artificial intelligence in its research and development spending.  Ironically, with so many folks voting for con-artists like the Trump clan and spending their time watching shows like “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” some kind of artificial intelligence is beginning to sound like our last hope.

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