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Trump Nominates Billionaire Donor Kelly Knight Craft as UN Ambassador

Trump Nominates Billionaire Donor Kelly Knight Craft as UN Ambassador:  Donald Trump announced he has nominated Kelly Knight Craft - the US ambassador to Canada, a prominent Republican donor and the wife of billionaire coal magnate Joseph Craft - to be the United States ambassador to the United Nations.

Come on!  Trump’s nominating the wife of a “prominent coal magnate” to be our ambassador to the United Nations?  That’s just crazy!  Why - with qualifications like that, she be heading up the EPA.  That said, she has been our ambassador to Canada and she’s had the guts to stand up to that wicked “Maple Menace” to the north for a while now.  That should mean something.   

But don’t think that just because much of her wealth comes from coal - she’ll be biased.  After all, when the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation asked her if she believed in climate change, she told then she believes “both sides” of the climate change debate.  Now if that doesn’t fit in perfectly with Trump’s way of thinking - I don’t know what does.  I mean, Trump believes there are fine people on “both sides” of neo-Nazi white supremacist marches.

Of course, some may ask - just what makes Kelly Knight Craft think she has what it takes to be our UN ambassador, when she hasn’t even spent a single day hosting a show over at Fox News?  And that’s a fair question.  I mean, it seems the must be at least one of those tall blonde, Fox News hostesses willing fill this critical UN vacancy.

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