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Fewer Candidates are Passing the California Bar Exam

Fewer Candidates are Passing the California Bar Exam:  Academics are investigating as to why, for the first time in decades, most law school graduates who take the California bar exam are failing.  Well, that’s not so hard to figure out - they’ve set the bar too high. 


Drunk Shoppers Huge Market for Online Companies Like Amazon:  Tech and business newsletter The Hustle surveyed more than 2000 alcohol-drinking adults about their online shopping behavior after imbibing and found that on average, shoppers spend $48 billion or $480 each on items bought while intoxicated.  Yea, like my friend’s aunt, who bought a second cemetery plot - just in case she doesn’t like the view from the first one.  


Krispy Kreme and Panera Bread Owners Have Nazi Past:  The billionaire German family who owns a controlling stake in such brands as Krispy Kreme Doughnuts and Panera Bread, announced they will donate $11 million to charity after learning that their family members were staunch supporters of Adolf Hitler who benefited by the extensive use of forced labor.  Wow - Krispy Kreme always denied any Nazi links, guess someone found a hole in their story.  Hell, we already knew their donuts have one.

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