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Montana Decides Against Sending Yellowstone Bison to Bronx Zoo

Montana Decides Against Sending Yellowstone Bison to Bronx Zoo:  Montana wildlife officials say that after much consideration, plans to ship 145 bison captured in Yellowstone National Park to the Bronx zoo have been canceled.  Bronx Zoo officials say that while it would have been nice to have had bison at the zoo, two things became quite apparent - 1) the animals would never be able to get a credible Bronx accent down and 2) the bison seemed to show no interest whatsoever in becoming Yankee fans. 


Man Arrested for Toppling Ten Commandments Monument:  A man who claimed the devil told him to use his car to knock over a six-foot tall Ten Commandments monument on the grounds at the Oklahoma statehouse, has been taken into custody.  Damn, this guy not only committed malicious vandalism, he also “broke the Ten Commandments."


Giant Solar Tornados Seen on the Sun’s Surface:  For the first time, huge solar tornadoes have been filmed swirling on the sun’s superheated surface.  Scientists say what make these tornados so unusual, is that there are no known “trailer parks” on the surface of the sun.

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